perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

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heytinafey:

this actually happened 

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problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

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tylerchokely:

is he ok

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factota:

fuck

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bitch-you-ratchet:

bitch-you-ratchet:

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omfg the notes . i die

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

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